Madam Mrs. Biyu Fung Chi: Massage received by human-fearing human

"Chibo" writes with a bunch of cash for me (yay!) and some ophans (boo!)  She is wise to butter me up as a respected and human-fearing person, which is what I pride myself on being.


Chibo's massage is below.

Dearest One,    

Please I am writing this massage to you with a weight sorrow in my heart of which I know that is only you that can help me in this situation that I am now. Has a respected and human fearing person that you are.

I am so sorry to intrude into your privacy, I know you will be worried to know how are manage to know your email address, I saw your profile in the internet when I am looking for a reliable and trust worth person that I will hand over my fund to, of which I did not want you to say no, because I have prayed over it and see that is you that can help me.

I am Mrs. Biyu Fung Chi. And I have been suffering from breast cancer disease and the doctor told me that I have a few days to leave. I am from (Lhasa) China but based in Africa Burkina Faso since eight years ago, as a business woman dealing with gold exportation.

Now that I am about to end the race like this without any family members and no child, I decided to let you know that I have 2 Million US DOLLARS in Africa Development Bank (ADB) Burkina Faso which I instructed the bank to give to St Andrews Missionary Home in Burkina Faso. But my mind is not at rest because I am writing this letter now through the help of my computer beside my sick bed.

I also have 5.5Million US Dollars at Bank of Africa here in Burkina Faso and I instructed the bank to transfer the money to the first foreigner that will apply to the bank after I have gone, that they should release the fund to him/her, but you will assure me that you will take 50% of the money and give 50% to the orphanages home in your country for my heart to rest. I shall give you the email address for the bank if I received your positive reply from you through this my Private Email address. mrs.biyufungchi@yahoo.fr

PLEASE REPLY ME AGAIN WITH THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS

BELOW FOR MY CONFIRMATION:

1. Full Name:

2.Your age:

3. Sex:

4. Nationality:

5. Country of Residence:

6. Telephone Number:

7.Your marital status;

8. Your occupation;

9. Sand to me your picture;

10. You have to assured me that you will act has I have instructed you if the fund get to your account.

Yours fairly friend,

Madam Mrs. Biyu Fung Chi.

Miss Linda Kones: my new sister, already sister of many sisters

Linda is another 24-year old daughter of the highly fertile Kenyan road minister who went the way of the Big Bopper in 2008.

She is keen for me to take her as my own sister, but I would have thought more siblings is the last thing she needs.  Linda is somewhere in Burkina Faso which is also home to Sabrina (24), Monica (24), Amina (24), Maureen (24) and Nancy (25).  So far, they seem to have failed to bump into each other.

Linda, I'll take the cash but I think I'll pass on the family gatherings!

Linda's letter is below.

Greetings to you and your family.

Dearest One,

 I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. My name is Ms Linda Kones, I’m 24yrs old female and I held from Kenya. My father was the former Kenyan road Minister. He and Assistant Minister of Home Affairs Lorna Laboso had been on board the Cessna 210, which was headed to Kericho and crashed in a remote area called Kajong'a, in western Kenya. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June, 2008.

You can read more about the crash through the below site:

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/06/10/kenya.crash/index.html

 

After the burial of my father, my stepmother and uncle conspired and sold my father's properties to a Switzerland Expatriate which they shared the money among themselves and live nothing for me. One faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in one Bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin.

 

I traveled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money for a better life so that I can take care of myself and start a new life, on my arrival, the Bank Director whom I met in person told me that my father's instruction to the bank is that the money would only be release to me when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas. I am in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me and stand as my trustee so that I will present him to the Bank for transfer of the money to his or her bank account overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister.

 

Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well I will say that my mind convinced me that you may be the true person to help me. I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my stepmother has threatened to assassinate me. The amount is($7.2 USD) Million United State Dollars, and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso on my arrival, You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies.

 

It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. I’m waiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self.

 

I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am afraid of my wreaked stepmother who has threatened to kill me and have the money alone, I thank God Today that am out from my country (KENYA) but am now In (Burkina Faso) where my father deposited these money and i have confirmed from the bank with the Documents i have at hand i will send my picture to you in my next mail. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction.

 

Yours sincerely

Miss Linda Kones

Mrs Toyi Musa: I'm comfortable

"Moose" is another dodgy bank employee with a dead man's fortune to share.  She's looking for a comfortable bank account, and mine is certainly that.  In fact I have recently upgraded to the Electric Blanket account which is totally lovely.

Hand over the cash Moose and I'll enfold it in my warm folds.

"Moose"'s missive follows.

FROM MRS TOYI MUSA.

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM THE MANAGER IN THE BILL AND EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT OF SOCIETY GENERAL OF BANKS IN BURKINA (SGBB) HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU THE CAPITAL CITY OF BURKINA FASO. IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US$10.5M(TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) IN ACCOUNT THAT BELONG TO THE BANK DECEASED CUSTOMER WHO DIED WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY ALONG WITH HIS SUPPOSE NEXT OF KIN IN A PLANE CRASHED SO THEREFORE,I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE THE MONEY TRANSFER INTO COMFORTABLE NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.IF YOU ARE INTERESTED,YOU SHOULD KINDLY GET BACK TO ME WITH THIS REAL E-MAIL ADDRESS (toyimusaa@yahoo.com) NOT THE ONE I USE TO SEND THE PROPOSAL TO YOU IF REALLY YOU ARE INTERESTED FOR BOTH OF US TO ASSOCIATE IN PARTNERSHIP.


TRULY YOURS,

MRS TOYI MUSA. (SGBB).

Miss Nancy Kipkalya Kones: a further Kones daughter who gets straight to the point

Nancy is presumably another daughter of the Hon. Kipkalya Kones, who was highly fecund 25 years ago but unfortunately met a sticky end.  She doesn't bother to mention her daddy though, as she is more interested in having a good relationship with me.

Nancy is plagued by an evil stepmother, evil uncle and even an evil Italian Expertrate.  Nancy, I'll happily share your $5.8m, but you should see if you can find some of your many sisters who are all rattling around the same place without apparently bumping into each other.

Don't thank me, I'm happy to help.

Nancy's message is below.

 

Hello Dear This Message Is Respectfully Yours,

I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. With due respect , trust and humanity, honestly, I will really like to have a good relationship with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, is due to the urgency of my situation, My name is Miss Nancy Kipkalya Kones, 25yrs old female and I held from Kenya in East Africa. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June, 2008.That leads me into a refugee camp.

You can read more about the crash through the below site:
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/06/10/kenya.crash/index.html

After the burial of my father, my stepmother and uncle conspired and sold my father's property to an Italian Expertrate which the shared the money among themselves and live nothing for me. One faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. The amount is( $5.8 USD )Million United State Dollars, and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso on my arrival, It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my stepmother has threatened to assinate me.


AWAITING YOUR URGENT AND POSITIVE RESPONSE,I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self for now until the bank will transfer the fund.I have the documents for the claims.
Yours Sincerely

Miss Nancy Kipkalya Kones

Mr Omar Bello: 100% risky

"Marrow Below" has sent me a 100% risky offer. $8m knocking around, and I am the obvious candidate to take it.

I'll take it, Marrow. I don't do bank accounts though, thanks to the likes of you!

Dear Friend,

I want to transfer US$20.5 Million to your bank account. The fund belong to our deceased customer who died with his entire family in Iraq War 2006, leaving nobody for the claim and as such, I decided to contact you to enable us claim the fund. Your share is 40% while 60% for me. This transaction is 100% risky free. Contact me for more details on my private email address which is
 (omarbello217@gmail.com)  

Thanks,
Omar Bello.
Banque Régionale de Solidarite( BRS),
ouagadougou,Burkina Faso

Miss Ediva Ibrahim Coulibaly: getting pushy

Eddie has a few million dollars to hand over, but not only that, she wants to come over and settle down with me.  I still only get 30% though.  Won't we share everything Eddie, including the wodge and evenings on the sofa in front of the Bake Off?

Eddie's proposal is below.

Hello My Dearest, Please i need your help

Please permit me to introduce myself, i am Miss Ediva Ibrahim Coulibaly 23 years old female from the Republic of Ivory Coast, West Africa, I'm the Daughter of Late Chief Sgt. Ibrahim Coulibaly (a.k.a General IB ). My late Father was a well known Ivory Coast military leader. He died on Thursday 28 April 2011 following a fight with the Republican Forces of Ivory Coast (FRCI).

You can read more about my father in the link below:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/apr/28/ivory-coast-renegade-warlord-ibrahim-coulibaly

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment which i am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father because my mother died during child birth and i was left alone with my step mother to take care of me. Meanwhile i wanted to travel to Europe, but she hide away my traveling documents. Luckily she did not discover where i kept my father's File which contained important documents like the will and deposit certificate of my Father's fund which bears my name as the next of kin to inherit the money in his bank account. Now I am presently staying in the Refugee Mission Camp in Burkina Faso. I am seeking for long term relationship and investment assistance. My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$ 11.5 Million in Bank Of Africa here in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin.

I have contacted the Bank to clear the deposit but the Branch Manager told me that my late father place an instruction on the deposited fund that i must present a foreign trustee who will help me in investment of the fund.

However, the manager advised me to provide a trustee who will stand on my behalf for the transfer of the fund. i wanted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but i am afraid that she will not offer me anything after the release of the money because she threaten to kill me.

Therefore, i decide to seek for your help in transferring the money into your bank account while i will relocate to your country and settle down with you. As you indicate your interest to help me, i will give you the account number and the contact of the bank where my late beloved father deposited the money with my name as the next of kin. It is my intention to compensate you with 30% out of the total money after the transfer for your assistance and the balance shall be my investment in any profitable venture which you will recommend to me as i have no idea about foreign investment. Please all my communications with you  should be through email address for confidential purposes.

Thanks in anticipation of your positive response.

Yours sincerely
Miss Ediva Ibrahim Coulibaly.

Mr.William Adams Secretary (UNITED NATIONS): Scams? What scams?

Outrageous allegations in Bill's letter about Burkina Faso fraudsters and scammers.  He only needs to take a look at this blog to see the long list of totally above-board residents of Burkina Faso who want some help to offload some cash.

Bill has some powerful friends - the United Nations, World Bank, FBI and Interpol.  I can understand why these people might be concerned that gullible types could have been taken in by scam emails.  Little do they know that there are literally wheelbarrow-loads of cash waiting for me in Ouagadougou.

Relax Bill - keep your cash for the blue helmets!

Bill's message is below.

UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION IN CONJUNCTION WITH FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF BURKINA FASO IN AFFILIATION WITH WORLD BANK.

ATTN: Beneficiary,

Hope all is well with you and your family? You may not understand why this mail came to you. In regards to the recent meeting between the United Nations and the Present United States Government to restore the dignity and Economy of the Nations, Base on the Agreement with the World Bank Assistance to help and make the world a better place for all with the sole aim of abolishing poverty. We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago. The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the president of Burkina Faso his Excellency President Blaise Compare to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to Foreigners and Compensate all that have lost their hard earned money to the Burkina Faso Fraudsters.

This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$2,500,000 ( Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems, Contracts Sum, Lottery/Gambling etc.Your name and email was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Teams of Economic and Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) observers and this is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.

You are advised to contact MR.KELLY HALL, as he is our representative in Burkina Faso contact him immediately for your ATM MASTER CARD worth the total sum of US$2,500,000 ( Two Million Five Hundred United State Dollars) This funds has been credited in ATM CARD for security purpose ok? So he will send it to you via Chronopost international and you can withdraw in any ATM Cash Point Machine Worldwide through ATM Payment Centre mode. Contact Him immediately for your ATM MASTER CARD Delivery with the following information.

1. Full name:

2. Phone and Fax number:

3. Address where you want him to send the MASTER CARD (P.O Box not acceptable)

4. Your age and current occupation:

Person to Contact: MR.KELLY HALL the Director of the

International Audit unit ATM Payment Centre,

 EMAIL:   mtncentcard@yahoo.co.uk

TELEPHONE:   +226-68-10-44-58

Give him your File Reference (RE-1077-V) and you are free to contact him via telephone number, it will be better to call him and once you do that he will ask you of your File Reference number which is (RE-1077-V), this file reference number is very important and gives him access to get through to your file and email you back quickly once he confirms your email and your delivery details.

Thanks for adhering to this instruction and once again accept our congratulations.

Good luck and kind regards,

Making the world a better place,

Mr.William Adams Secretary (UNITED NATIONS).

UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION IN CONJUNCTION WITH FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF BURKINA FASO IN AFFILIATION WITH WORLD BANK.